It came. It came!
- Okay. - Open it.
- Oh... - Careful, Rett, careful.
Oh...oh...
"Dear Seretta and LouAnne,
"I am pleased
"to inform you that your Cheesy Burger Bites recipe
"is the grand prize winner..."
- What? - Aah!
Oh!
"As a restaurateur and lover
"of the culinary arts, I am thrilled
"to be a part of this amazing event."
Oh--oh...
"Please join me..." Oh!
"At the awards ceremony featuring a concert..."
- Ha! - "By my band.
"Rock on, Johnny Depp.
"Asterisk: airfair not included."
Oh...
I can't believe it!
Oh, can you believe it? Can you believe it?
I want to hold it.
both: We're going to the concert!
Lou, you know what this means?
Everything's gonna change.
- This is our chance. - Our chance.
After the concert, the Depper's gonna meet us,
and he's gonna ask us to be...
both: His personal chefs.
Lunch Ladies, my ass!
Yeah!
Order! Order!
Fuck me.
I'd rather eat a tampon.
Hey, hey.
Rett, Rett, keep your eye on the prize.
Ladies, this is Principal Grossfetig.
I simply cannot allow these subpar lunches to continue.
What a load of donkey shit!
Sir, sir, we are-- we are doing our best.
We're giving 100%, but...
we can't be at the top of our game
if our parts ain't fresh.
Ladies...
a real chef can create a masterpiece
from what's at hand. Bottom line...
you're not working up to Melvin High potential.
If lunch doesn't improve tomorrow,
for Surprise Friday,
I have no choice but to replace you with vending machines.
I hope you understand, Lunch Ladies.
We're chefs, not Lunch Ladies!
Fuck you, Melvin High!
Johnny wants us!
We are out of here!
Rett! Rett, Rett, Rett, honey,
we cannot lose our jobs.
We have to buy that airfare,
and get to the concert.
Oh...
Johnny's concert.
Asterisk.
Airfare...not included.
Goddamn it!
Aah!
Oh!
Oh...
Hey, Lunch Lady.
That is the ugliest shirt I have ever seen.
Is that your dad, Lunch Lady?
It's Johnny Depp,
and he's hiring us to be his personal chefs.
Uh-huh. Congrats.
But, seriously...
do you guys masturbate to him?
Everybody wants to know.
Don't...
push...
me.
Oh, fuck.
Now I know why your food always tastes like shit.
It's got Lunch Lady Johnny jizz all over it.
Aah!
Hm.
Goddamn kids.
Aah!
I, uh...
I-I did something...
bad.
Hold it together. Shh!
Quiet. Shh.
- What are you thinking? - Oh.
Do you think Johnny's gonna want us to be his personal chefs
when he finds out about this?
- I'm sorry! - Ugh!
Hold it together.
Shh, shh, shh.
Hey, look at that.
Melvin High potential, ladies.
both: Yes, Principal Grossfetig.
Oh!
God, shut up and let me think!
We're going to the pokey,
and we'll never meet the Depper!
Wait a minute.
Wait...
a...
minute.
W.W.J.D.
both: What would Johnny do?
A lot more blood than a raccoon.
♪ I feel you ♪
♪ Johnny Depp ♪
Good morning, Melvin High Ferrets.
Seniors, graduation gowns are in.
So please visit the Jostens rep in room 107.
And remember, cash only.
Whoever stole that rug that was in front of
Ms. Crispin's desk, please return it.
It really tied the room together.
And lastly, for lunch today,
it's Surprise Friday!
I don't know.
Maybe we should have tasted it first.
I mean, what if--
Rett! You're driving me crazy.
"Brought both flowers and fruit,
"But ripen'd in far distant plains,
"Where warmer far the sunbeams shoot,
"Where a more bounteous nature reigns.
"Her g--"
Ahh.
Lou, whatever happens,
we stick together.
Right?
both: Sisters forever.
Johnny forever.
Wah. Wah.
Those are the most beautiful pies I have ever seen.
Order! Order!
Form a line!
Mmm!
That's mine!
- Give it to me! - Mmm!
both: We're going to the concert!
Ladies? Hm.
Today, you not only met Melvin High potential...
Mm, mm.
You exceeded it.
I don't know what you Lunch Ladies did differently today,
but keep it up.
both: Yes, sir!
♪ You can bury my body but not my soul ♪
♪ Maybe I die and never get old ♪
♪ Burning in hell and a dream well-lived ♪
♪ A real heavy price with a life to give ♪
♪ I free my heart on a highway end ♪
♪ I roll like a stone and I move like the wind ♪
♪ I travel with the sun until the day's day's end ♪
♪ Like a dog without a bone is how you know I've been ♪
♪ Live another day and feeling a little older ♪
♪ And the times are going blowing over your shoulder ♪
♪ You gotta make time for what you gotta do ♪
♪ Before it all blows down and gets away from you ♪
♪ Take them by surprise ♪
♪ There's a girl out there with fine dark hair ♪
♪ She's the queen with my kind of bad ♪
♪ She left me yet ♪
♪ So I'm gone and out of sight ♪
♪ Wow now now ♪